(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
(Germs) But they just come right back
(Germs) I can’t even see ‘em, but I know they’re up to something
Hey, don’t touch that - you don’t know where it’s been

They’re all over me
They’re inside of me
Can’t get ‘em offa me
I’m covered with … microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What’ll they do to me
There’s no escape for me
I’m crawling with … microscopic bacteria

Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
That’s when they start their sneak attack
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque

(Germs) Can’t get those parasitic creatures off my face
(Germs) And there’s more comin’ every day
(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
I wish they’d pack their tiny little bags and move away

They’re all over me
They’re inside of me
Can’t get ‘em offa me
I’m covered with … microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What’ll they do to me
There’s no escape for me
I’m crawling with … microscopic bacteria

They’re creepin’ around my shorts
They’re under the bathroom sink
They’re ridin’ inside my car
They’re swimmin’ in my drink
They’re hidin’ between my toes
They’re lurkin’ in every kiss
I got ‘em way up my nose
In every orafice
I’m gonna show them who’s boss
I’m gonna get even yet
Just gimme some Lysol spray
Just hand me a moist towelette
Don’t tell me I’m paranoid
I know that they’re after me
Look under the microscope
See??

They’re all over me
They’re inside of me
Can’t get ‘em offa me
I’m covered with … microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What’ll they do to me
There’s no escape for me
I’m crawling with … microscopic bacteria